Once upon a time, W.H.E.A.T. convened in secret to conduct a fell ritual of hate and darkness.  The result of this evil gathering was the album "Legend of Tales, Many Ages Past".  Yet somehow, during the great epoch of archiving, 5 songs disappeared from the recordings.

This E.P. contains those disgusting, mind-reaving songs.

Before the "Legends.." session commenced, the band had assigned a working title to the forthcoming album.  However, after the album began to come together, a new title emerged.  When the lost songs were unearthed, it was decided by congress with dark spirits that the resulting E.P. should carry the original, intended title:

"To The Maxxx, With Power and Suckulence"

What lurks within represents some of the most offensively bad, brain-in-a-food-processor-suicide-inducingly unlistenable garbge that will ever fall upon the human ear.  And yet, it is rumored... that other secrets lurk within.  

Abandon hope, ye who click the download button!

To The Maxxx, With Power and Suckulence
1. Jake Plummer, You're Nothing
2. TPOSTCOOYAWNWTPOTHYNS(Extremely Intoxicated Version)
3. I Totally Win
4. Pooping My Balls Into Your Vagina
5. POPPTPPPPPTPPPP (Pat Version)